Marijuana Militia

Ugh, the cat decided it needed attention, and now you’ve just spilled your shit all over the table. You’re cursing at the fine herb you just lost into the carpet and wondering why doesn’t someone do something about that cat. Well the boys over at Small Axe certainly did. With the Original Suru Board, Small Axe solves all your problems. If you are like me, and hate the fuss of your stash being scattered all over the place, never knowing where your lighter is, and tired of using the edge of the coffee table, then this is the device for you.

Instead of scrounging around to find a suitable, somewhat clean flat surface such as a cd or a magazine, just whip out the Suru Board. It will impress the ladies with its chique independent look and feel.

The board is designed to sit comfortably on your lap, cushioned like a pillow to prevent as much movement as possible. It has two grooves on the top for the sorting and rolling of your smoke, with a nice lip to prevent it from scattering to the gods. It also has two hand pockets on the side, to keep your papers, or missing lighter in … I’ve also attached a string to my lighter from the pocket to prevent it from “wandering”. In the latest model they’ve also included a handy dandy zippered pocket to keep your herbs in and whatever else you may need such as pipes, different papers, etc.
The troops of the Marijuana Militia should all be issued one of these devices immediately, not only does it make a fantastic, good looking storage device, its a functional weapon in the arsenal of the Marijuana Militia.

Since we currently have a division training on the prairies we ordered all our boards in the awesome looking wheat scheme.

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